Cult of the Rubber Glitter Weasels


garbagefingers:

heckascootie:

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. We would love any excuse to take a trip to Portland, and if you’ll have us, we will come, and spin wool and build additions to your house and we can listen to Beyonce and do our nails and shout about things and it would be great.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gasp gasp* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, all we need to do to go to Penny’s house is ask?



confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Buckeye doesn’t know what he wants.

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daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

This is fucked up on multiple levels.

God forbid this be a non-traditional heterosexual pairing.

God forbid a woman and man be similar or even indistinguishable.

Don’t you know “real women” have breasts?

It’s homophobic, misogynistic, trans phobic, asexual phobic. 

Maybe I’m over sensitive, but I feel like there’s something here to offend almost anyone.

Which is a shame, because if they hadn’t fucked it up, I would have loved it.



teachthemhowtothink:

smokeandwhiskers:

egalitariste:

feministe-radicale-et-bisexuelle:

edwardspoonhands:

cassandracroft:

So this is what trust looks like.

Funny, my first thought was “So this is what the patriarchy looks like.”

Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives.

Woman : “Hey, can we just… Drop the bow?”
Man : “WHY DON’T YOU TRUST ME I’M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!”
Woman : “No it’s just… Well I’m afraid.”
Man : “But why? Look at me, I’m not afraid. And we’re equal, look, we pull the bow together.”
Woman : “I think we’re not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can’t.”
Man : “What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You’re so agressive!”
Woman : “That’s not what I mean, we were talking about equality : you can hurt me, I can’t.”
Man : “Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want.”
Woman : “That’s not the same thing, it will never kill you.”
Man : “Oh, you always complaining, stop victimising yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of holding the arrow? Of the responsibility it giving to me?”

[…]
Etc, etc.
Every debates about gender equality, ladies and gentleman.

omg the comments.  Brilliant.

Also relevant to some of your interests.

(Source: exoticfunctions)



archiemcphee:

The Department of Magnificent Manicures is hungry at the sight of these delectable sushi nails. They were handmade by Japanese Twitter user Ayamon, who lives in Nagoya, Japan and doesn’t actually think her fancy new nails are very appetizing:

“I made sushi nails, but they’re kinda gross lol!”

We still think they’re mouthwateringly awesome.

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This  is relevant to some of your interests…


Via Archie McPhee's Endless Geyser of AWESOME!


abraham-shipwreck:

Casual fridays arent allowed in the office after last weeks “incident.”

(Source: mgworld4)


Via Rocks fall. Everyone dies.


tailsofataxidermist:

Some student work in progress during my classes tonight at The Belfry. You can sign up for one of my taxidermy classes anywhere in the world at this link. Each of my classes are all-inclusive and students learn the entire taxidermy process from start to finish in under five hours.

I just signed up for her Victorian Mice diorama course!


Via Skulls and Needles


gentleness-evident:

bantarleton:

The weapons and equipment of British warriors down the ages, from top to bottom;

Huscarl, 1066

Crusader knight, 1244

Longbowman, 1415

Yorkist Man-at-Arms, 1485

New Model Army musketeer 1645

Private, 1709

Corporal, 1815

Private, 1916

Lance Corporal, 1944

Private, 2014

I would be really interested to know what each of these weighs.


Via as surely as sparks fly up


broadminded:

A book I’ve never read

A book no one should have ever read.

(Source: johnnythehorse)




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