I always remember to bring my mini cow with me to the coffee shop for some fresh milk.
Is that even still a thing? Does anyone still use it?
It’s Tuesday and there’s not a goddamn thing we can do about it.
So rock that shit.
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Fire. Do you own enough? CAN you own enough?
You can never own enough.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
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surviving with chris, using a cool space gun and surviving on Skips…..
i dont th ink you can survive on Skips wow
My Dad, an axe, and Nachos with Fajita meat.
well dad was in the military, cant really swing an axe too well and
too much of a good thing will kill us
My cousin and Mac n cheese???
My best friend, a 12-gauge shotgun and… a sandwich. Umm, doesn’t look that bad.
My friend, double-penetrating unkempt harold, meatloaf…
My friend, Bassrath-Kata (greatsword), carne asada fries. Well, awesome, I get a badass sword and a lifetime supply of meaty fries
My friend who does matial arts, a bow and a life times supply of spare ribs! pretty sweet deal.
Me and my little sister will be surviving on stem ginger cookies, armed with… a staff decorated with breasts (with a patch that deals out shock damage). Thanks, South Park!
Apparently, I will be surviving with my boyfriend (yay!). We’ll be snacking on apples and I will be armed with a flame thrower (killing floor). Not too bad. I think you can survive on apples right?
I’m all alone in this apocalypse it seems as I don’t text or IM anyone - ever. Weapon? Erm a Watering Can (thanks Harvest Moon), last thing I ate, Pizza.
My brother, sticky bombs, & a lifetime supply of white chocolate chip cookies. Not too bad lol! XD
Surviving with angryalexadventures, politics is my weapon, and we’re surviving on fried rice. Well, it’s not going to be malnutrition that kills us i guess.
My disabled mum, a guitar and Natural Confectionary Company Sour Fruit Chews.
Free brains, nice and chewy, Mum’s has lesions but should still go well with a nice shiraz.
Surviving with wolvensnothere, a sword, and an unlimited supply of cocoa-flavour low GI breakfast bars with acidophilus. So, only a little bit fucked.
Internet Spouse, a dragon with Light magic, and whole-grain seeded bagels. I’ll be ok.&teratocybernetics(one IM, one text), a fire-and-lightning-enchanted great sword covered in runes, and spring field greens with carrots, snow peas, green beans, grilled chicken, olive oil, and balsamic. While my sword is badass, I’m REALLY pleased about the food, because considering what they each got, we’re Fine.
Hmm… My bf and me, a lot of burritos, and a shitton of gun/rocket towers (Robo Defense ftw!).
Um…my BFF Laura, a handful of Tetris blocks, and tater tots.
My friend who studied martial arts (but like 20 years ago), a tongue, or can I count the whole goat? (Goat Simulator). Oh and spaghetti and meatballs and beer. At least we’ll eat well before we die.