Cult of the Rubber Glitter Weasels


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lileks:

Eventually, Bob stopped swinging past Fran’s place after the AA meeting.



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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.


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I hate kidney stones.



fatsmeow:

beyonseh:

Aw, Beyoncé gave Nicki Minaj a gift yesterday at the VMAs. Queens.

I want to cry. These two 😍😭👯

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garbagefingers:

heckascootie:

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. We would love any excuse to take a trip to Portland, and if you’ll have us, we will come, and spin wool and build additions to your house and we can listen to Beyonce and do our nails and shout about things and it would be great.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gasp gasp* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, all we need to do to go to Penny’s house is ask?



confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Buckeye doesn’t know what he wants.

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daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

This is fucked up on multiple levels.

God forbid this be a non-traditional heterosexual pairing.

God forbid a woman and man be similar or even indistinguishable.

Don’t you know “real women” have breasts?

It’s homophobic, misogynistic, trans phobic, asexual phobic. 

Maybe I’m over sensitive, but I feel like there’s something here to offend almost anyone.

Which is a shame, because if they hadn’t fucked it up, I would have loved it.



teachthemhowtothink:

smokeandwhiskers:

egalitariste:

feministe-radicale-et-bisexuelle:

edwardspoonhands:

cassandracroft:

So this is what trust looks like.

Funny, my first thought was “So this is what the patriarchy looks like.”

Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives.

Woman : “Hey, can we just… Drop the bow?”
Man : “WHY DON’T YOU TRUST ME I’M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!”
Woman : “No it’s just… Well I’m afraid.”
Man : “But why? Look at me, I’m not afraid. And we’re equal, look, we pull the bow together.”
Woman : “I think we’re not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can’t.”
Man : “What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You’re so agressive!”
Woman : “That’s not what I mean, we were talking about equality : you can hurt me, I can’t.”
Man : “Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want.”
Woman : “That’s not the same thing, it will never kill you.”
Man : “Oh, you always complaining, stop victimising yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of holding the arrow? Of the responsibility it giving to me?”

[…]
Etc, etc.
Every debates about gender equality, ladies and gentleman.

omg the comments.  Brilliant.

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